hello to all of our veiwers 2night we have a breaking headline.......amy walters (also known as thunder thighs because you guessed it... her thighs a fat, not jus fat humungus) has broken into doughnut king!!!!! she is eating everything she touches....police are surrounding doughnut king deciding wat to do.......now while they take there sweet ass time to decide how there gonna stop her , think to yourself...what would you do in a thunder thigh situation!!!!
here are some maybe life saving things you could do in a thunder situation:

• drop the doughnut and walk slowly away
• tell your mum/dad/brother whoever u love that u wont be home on time
• join her and be a fellow thunder
• or if you think there is no hope cover yourself in sugar, stand in 1 spot and she will surely eat you.....with pleasure i might add............

now that i have given you some maybe life saving situations tell me wat would YOU!! do in this situation...

(while we were blabbering on one person sadly died......amy ate him.....she thought he was a sugar covered doughnut. The police finally stoped amy but unfortuatley she got away and no1 knows were she has gone) thankyou this keep it low no1 will know headlines over and out.